To be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

To be appointed Supreme Court Justice

To join the ranks of the Stars Hollow Town Elders

To be on the “Wall of Honor” of the Daughters of the American Revolution

To win a James Beard Award

Carefully-cultivated taste in pop culture

Tenacity

Great multi-tasker

Outstanding memory and attention to detail

Unbridled enthusiasm

Someone with a fantastic record collection

I don’t tend to seek out friends, but I’m looking for an intelligent, driven, decisive, ride-or-die type of gal.

Someone who can work around my schedule, likes to eat all their meals at Luke’s, and who is on Taylor Doose’s good side.

Necessary breeding, upbringing, and social standing. Impeccable taste in china patterns and Connecticut real estate properties.

Someone who likes to gossip and is always in the mood to share snacks

Contentious

Estranged

Dependent

Strained

Fine!

Christian conservativism. And bad tippers.

Too many to name. Mostly any underlings/insubordinate peers.

My night terrors.

Plebians.

Processed foods. Or sleep deprivation. Although they both can be pretty fun I guess. It’s hard to say.

“Getting Better”

“I’m Looking Through You”

“Here, There, and Everywhere”

“Your Mother Should Know”

“Good Day, Sunshine”

Joan Jett

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Lorelai Gilmore

Margaret Thatcher

Julia Child

Reciting Bible passages in Korean.

I'm a stress-crafter, and, as a result, I am excellent at Macramé.

I’m an underrated art-house filmmaker.

Ballroom dancing.

Unbelievable stamina for multi-day outdoor concert festivals.

David Byrne

Noam Chomsky

Does “Star’s Hollow’s Woman of Easy Virtue” count?

Michael Bublé

Jamie Oliver