Who Were You in a Past Life?

I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like I wasn’t always an Internet-addicted recluse languishing away in the twenty-first century. I feel like I did things in a past life.  Bigger things. Better things. Things with swords.

Yeah? You too? I figured. Take this  quiz to find out whether you were a fancy French aristocrat  or a Golden Age pirate who sailed the seven seas  with a heart full of adventure  and proceeded  to die of scurvy.

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