If Classic Authors Had Tinder

Considering the impact it’s had on our society, it’s amazing to think that Tinder has only existed for something like .0000001% of human history. I mean, before Tinder, how else was I to swipe listlessly through blurry mirror selfies of dudes with trucker hats? It’s a total game changer.

But it’s a game changer many a person missed out on—like, for example, these classic authors.