Answer These Would-You-Rathers and We’ll Tell You Which Famous Fictional Character You Are

There’s nothing quite like a really good would-you-rather question to help you get to know someone. That’s why whenever I go out on a date, I open with “Would you rather know how you’re going to die, or when you’re going to die?” before we’ve even ordered appetizers, and then the other person goes to the bathroom and never comes back. 

But enough about my distressing social life! We need to find out which famous fictional character you are, and the only way to do it is by answering would-you-rather questions, so let’s get started.